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    ...German man comes in a variety of sizes and hair colours and complete with a free pair of Birkenstock sandals.
    He may not look like much, or be very funny, he may not have a good dress sense (okay, he will surely not have great style) and he is about as romantic as, say, a very depressed Finn or two Swiss men (no offence!), BUT...

    ...he has a 10-year warranty against rust perforation, can be fed with a cheap diet of canned beer, spuds and meat-based products and may be capable of basic household maintenance.
    German man has shown average to good relationship results if carefully trained. Get one now!

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