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Is there a dutch saying or joke that revolves around a couple having bad sex after being in a relationship for a long time?

Is there a dutch saying or joke that revolves around a couple having bad sex after being in a relationship for a long time?

Im English and have been in a relationship with a Dutch girl for 10 years. About 3 years ago she was texting an ex boyfriend regularly over a period of a month or so. I found the messages and there was this exchange.

Him: so you could introduce me to OP Her: ha, and you would say "so you are the guy who fucks her so weakly". Him: lol

*Note that is me paraphrasing how Google translated it from Dutch but it is more or less correct

At the time she explained that the fucking her weakly comment was a meme or saying or joke that Dutch people use so I googled it and couldn't find any examples.

I am of the opinion that they had a conversation about him being good in bed and hence the joke at my expense works.

As I mentioned this happened a while ago and I accepted it and moved on. But it came back up in conversation recently and I asked for an example of someone else use the joke and she got instantly defensive and wouldn't provide one.

I am just looking for some closure so I can stop thinking about it.

Is there a dutch joke/saying/meme like that? Or do you think it was a cheeky dig about sexual performance at my expense?

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